A very sharp meme

two eyes.
one blade.

He used to just watch the market.
Now he has a point to make.

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SHARP LOOK✦SHARPER BLADE✦REMUS WIF SWORD✦$SWORDREMUS
01 / AN UNLIKELY KNIGHT

Someone gave him a sword.
That was the whole plan.

No ancient prophecy. No chosen one. Just Remus, a suspiciously large blade, and the kind of confidence you really shouldn't encourage. Same two eyes. A whole new edge.

02 / PUT YOUR BLADE TO WORK

Cut the red.

Twenty seconds. An unreasonable number of red candles. Tap them before they escape. For glory. Mostly for fun.

SLASHES0
SECONDS20

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03 / INSPECT THE KNIGHT

Built different.
Armed literally.

Two eyes to spot the nonsense. One blade to cut through it. Finally, a meme with a point.

NAMEremus wif sword
TICKER$SWORDREMUS
WEAPONUnnecessarily large
STRATEGYLook sharp.
CONTRACTNot announced
THE KNIGHT'S ONLY RULE

Keep your eyes open.
Keep your blade closer.

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